Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
The last thing I remember before blacking out was telling Jamie that she was too fat even for my standards. The first thing I remember after blacking out was waking up next to her.
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Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
Aaaaand now he just flexed his muscles at me and said "I'm a fucking eagle!"
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My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
You should've seen the look on the guys face when I demanded pho and a beer the second they opened. Obviously he doesn't understand hangovers
Now I have the opportunity to have Chris Pratt or Channing Tatum?!? What a time to be alive.
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
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