I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
I'm cooking a can of baked beans on the baseboard heater. It is too early in the semester to be this poor.
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
One of my friends took me out last night for a bday celebration and I just now remembered that a man blew fire balls across the bar in honor of my birthday... How drunk do you have to be to forget that?
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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