I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
I'm doing shots of crown out of a baby bottle. My friends are sensational parents.
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
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Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
You slow clapped the stripper last night.
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
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he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
Just sitting here contemplating the meaning of life.
So you're drunk waiting for the bus.
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
Aiming to get laid tonight but if it falls thru I'm either gonna make a mixtape for my sugar daddy or sew a teddy bear for his newborn
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