Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
Emergency! LinkedIn connected me to a hotornot hookup from sophomore year... slutty phase sphere has officially invaded grown up professional sphere. My illusions of interweb sexual anonymity have been exploded.
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
Just showered and cleaned every bit of sex off of me cuz i have a feelin my stepmom has jesus powers and would be able to smell it on me
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