I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
You know what's soul crushing? Walking to subway and find out you were too drunk to put on shoes and being denied service.
Um. I literally have no words.
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
She leaned in close to me, made eye contact, and seriously whispered "I will eat your soul with bacon bits." I want whatever drug she was on.
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
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