So drunk, too bad you don't want this
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
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I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
Malibu has added tequila to its rum. It's like when two beautiful gaybies come together an spawn a unicorn that only cries jellybean tears.
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
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James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
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