Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
I have been referring to it as "thanks for getting out of me day" all week. Do you think they will still take me to brunch tomorrow?
came home to a trail of roses from the door halfway up the stairs. but my nonsingle roommate lives downstairs. idk if they celebrated on the stairs or if some girl tried to woo me last night and i don't remember
It's rum buckets o'clock
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
The dick lei will go down in squad history
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
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