we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
we were in your room and your mom was singing twinkle twinkle little star in the hallway. so you decided to scream "twinkle? TWINKLE! What Fucking little star?!"
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
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