im watching my roommate bang this girl. she doesn't look like she's any good, because he has a bored look on his face...
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
i now have a sippy cup solely for the purpose of drinking alcohol out of...am i an alcoholic?
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
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