i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
reason #1 why i should never live alone: i haven't put pants on since she left 26 hours ago. and ive made spaghetti 3 times.
"This is Emily. She likes potatoes. And sometimes laughs and cries at the same time, and has a wonderful butt"
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
How did you tell her we met?
I told her that we met at the sex shop down the street, I thought it would be the most reasonable explanation.
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
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