well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
That moment when you sit down to shit and someone is watching porn on the other side of the wall.
How many of my Tinder dates can my Christian roommate accidentally meet in the hallway at 3am before she's horrified and moves out?
We were making out on the floor and his 13 year old beagle crawled in between us & just sat there...I got cockblocked by an ancient beagle named Bubba
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
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