ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
i just woke up naked on my porch, holding the neighbors cat in my arms.
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I literally just saw a campus policeman riding a Segway pull over a moving car. you should just give up.
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
You cant give me a fifth of god damn jim beam and expect me not to cheat on my gf.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
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I put an asterick after the names of people in my phone that I've fucked. Both as a form of bragging, and also so I can actually remember all their names.
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
When breakfast is a rum &coke at the office Christmas party you know it's gonna be a good day
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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