...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
i just realized that im half way to my goal of puking in every single toilet on our floor
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
Lusting after Beyonce when you're a lesbian is like having a crush on Jesus. You just don't do it.
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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