So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
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You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
I transported a midget tonight. He got beat up by another, midgetier midget. Is it bad that this is what makes me feel compassion after 15 years of being a paramedic?
Midgetier?
Smaller, yet meaner.
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
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You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.
Did I literally just offer a blowjob for help moving? Yes. Yes, I did.
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
Randomize