Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
I hope mine doesn't look like that
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
i swear i just saw perry the platypus. the fuck dude. i shouldnt even know who that is
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
You were rubbing your foot on one of your legs and kept saying, "My sock feels like a waterslide!"
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
I came back to consciousness and found myself sitting in a beanbag chair petting a 2 month old husky with one hand and eating an oreo Klondike bar with the other. This almost makes me forgive blackout lisa for making out with that chubbs at the xmas party
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
Just in case you forgot, you puked all over your boss house, pissed on his coffee table, and were then thrown out by his wife
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