Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
You gave the cab driver your pants as collateral while you ran in the house for money.
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
the fact that I can still put my shoes on is a testament to the fact that I can outdrink these bros
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
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