Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
Just saw a half naked, drunk, 6th grade math teacher throwing small children around to the Titanic soundtrack.
What kind of wedding is this and why wasn't I invited
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
She's walking to the bar while holding a fifth of fireball, talking on the phone and puking like its nothing out of the ordinary
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