Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
My roommates just built a mini golf course upstairs while I was sleeping.
I think a kid would responsible me up
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
Sorry my phone died because I decided charging my vibrator was way more important
Last thing I remember I was riding on a picnic table being hauled around by a lawn mower with an empty case of bud light on my head...
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
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