he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
We should invent fake asshair for you to wear so you can experience my pain for a day.
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
I am now being bribed with one orgasm per every meal I eat. This is the best anorexia therapy ever
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
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