Yeah we had sex for the first time last night and all the text he sent me afterwards said was “heh”
Not only did a random toaster end up in my house last night, it's also full of skittles.
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
reason #326 why I'm still single.... my date just told me there's a little boy ghost that lives in his closet because he likes his music.
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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