I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
I just want you to know that if I ever had to fight man eating flowers or flying turtles to save my friends they'd be fucked. No one's worth all that bullshit. PS I really need to stop playing Wii while drunk.
Ok seriously I'm living off of bologna but I have 4 handles in the freezer.
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Just saw you drinking out of a flask on national tv. I've never been more proud of you
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
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Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
Do you have feelings for this penis?
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
I got drunk off three vodka cranberry’s and told him to “WWE raw dog me.” Fucking kill me.
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