Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Everytime she would start slurring, she'd stop, hold up a finger, wait like 30 seconds, then try again. I love drunk people
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
I don't know where my bra went.
Welll you ran into the street, took it off and yelled "I'm a free woman!". And then you threw it at some homeless guy.
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
If he doesn't fuck you on the 4th of July, he doesn't really love this country.
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
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