I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
you handed me the dorito you were about to eat and told me to 'keep him safe' while you went to the bathroom
no more duck duck goose at the bar
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
The guy that stalks me just looked out his window and saw me in his neighbor's hot tub. Get your shit ready the fraternity wars are starting.
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
1) Woke up alone with my bathing suit on inside out spooning an empty bottle of Jack, 2) get the fuck on to my level 3) please pick me up and bring a stuffed pony, some Oreo's and my pride...
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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