32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
He is an equal opportunity slut.
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
I thought you'd have died of alcohol poisoning years ago! How'd you get my number?
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
Neighbor who got arrested at 3am just said he'd split the $ with me if I testify as the witness in his police brutality trial. He was also holding a baby and a case of beer.
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
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