he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
her facebook's as public as her vagina
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
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She wore that goddamn strap-on all night. When she was playing guitar hero it kept getting in the way but she just wouldn't take it off.
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
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I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
She asked me to tell her the three words every girl wants to hear so I whispered "I play hockey" in her ear.
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