but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
He doesn't need a wingman, he needs a miracle
God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
His phone pocket dialed me while he was crapping. He was quietly singing stayin alive and possibly passing his intestines.
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
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