So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
AND I NEED A VIKING FUNERAL OR MY GHOST ASS WILL SAUNTER ON OVER AND CASTRATE HIM FOR TECHNICALLY MURDERING ME
Last night you were prentending to be a broom stick...you were laying on the floor and humming the Harry potter song.
I'll start cleaning the house tonight darlin. So you don't have to fuck your two boytoys in the driveway the next two days.
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