i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
She woke me up, whispered "I like the size of your dick", kissed me, and rolled over and went back to sleep
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
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