Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
You high fived me for banging your sister but lock me outta house bc I ate your pumpkin pie? Priorities bro
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
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well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
Found the puke drawer
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
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I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
Did you leave it the depths of Magic Mike's favorite banana hammock?
I just remembered that the guy I slept with last night has "USDA PRIME" tattooed on his ass
I just bought condoms and a potted plant, making for a top ten super weird and awkward purchase.
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
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