so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
I said "have a good day officer and I'll see you friday when I get arrested for being too drunk.."
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
I am compiling a playlist that reminds me of all my best sexual encounters. It shall be called THE MUSIC OF MY VAGINA'S PEOPLE
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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