He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
The last thing I remember is singing hotel California with a hobo and asking every bald man I saw if I could touch his head.
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
Come home, I'm drunk on the porch and pretending to smoke breadsticks like cigarettes. Enticing, right?
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
I just got promised sex at a fire station tonight so basically all my porn star dreams are coming true.
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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