found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
Mystery solved. Def had ice creme last night. There is a melted half eaten ice creme bar next to the bed. Which had melted onto my pillow. That explains why it was in my hair too. Im a fucking sherlock holmes over here.
I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
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