Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods
i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
This is the high leading the old right now
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
You went full blown lifeguard... You wouldn't let me sleep until I was in the safety position, so I wouldn't die in my sleep...
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
You passed out in my backseat like a legitimate infant. A really drunk, really horny infant
My life just got so pathetic that I volunteered to work a double on my day off because its saturday and I have nothing else planned
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