Being alone has allowed me to flourish into a complete weirdo
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
I'm gonna keep this simple. I threw up in your pillow case. Sorry.
The KFC double down is way too much for a drunk. He was just staring at it in awe.
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
10/10 dentists agree that he is one bangable mother fucker. hint: i am all of these dentists.
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
How awkward is it to have the guy you used to sleep with congratulate you on your engagement? I'll tell you. Very.
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
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