i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
Not only is it unacceptable to be bar hopping alone at 5 o'clock. It is definitely unacceptable to do so with a lobster
hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for
Apparently campus cops frown on lighting a joint off of the eternal flame on Jerry Falwell's grave...
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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