so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
the level of his annoyance + every insult he makes = the closer I am to telling him im fucking his ex
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
You called me to pick you up from the bar at 9:00. When we drove over the speed bumps you put your hands in the air and pretended you were on a roller coaster.
I think I'm making a tradition of going to every funeral with at least one sex-related bruise. I don't know how this happened.
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
Buying drug test kits off amazon. And qualifying for amazonSmile donation to a kids hospital feels wrong and funny at the same time xD
I'm officially removing you from my nudes recipient list on snapchat.
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
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