Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
We had hangover sex and then I called a taxi home. Told him I didn't want his number because, if it was meant to be, we would fuck again. He called me the queen of one night stands.
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
OH MY GOD IT'S LIKE SHOOTING FISH IN A BARREL, EXCEPT INSTEAD OF FISH THEY ARE FIGHTER PILOTS
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
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