We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
I just realized I have yet to puke in your new apartment. Clearly we're doing something wrong. On my way over with Cuervo as I type.
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
The best part about this city is obvious. Someone saw me crouching by a bar pissing in my leftover Panera bread bowl and they just winked.
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
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