Are you dead
Yes
Oh man
Someone fed me too many chicken nuggets and sexed me too hard
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
I just blocked a guy on grindr for having a little dick. See? I do have standards.
My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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