I didn't shave. On purpose
I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
My lunch today consisted of going on the brewery tour with my boss. Free pretzels and two free beers.
I hate you.
To be fair, the beers are only 8 ounces each. So maybe you just kinda dislike me.
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so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
but the good news is i woke up with 15 dollars in my pocket so i probably sold my phone instead of puking on it
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
I sang him a lovely rendition of 'So Long and Thanks For All the Fish", but replaced fish with dick.
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
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yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
Please tell me I made it home with both shoes on
Nope
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
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