My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
I think need to divide my DVD collection into "movies I've seen" and "movies I've only seen during sex"
Urine might work for jellyfish stings, but we found out it doesn't work well for nose bleeds...
you were exchanging tortilla chips with the guy at the next table, telling him your table was given the "big chips" because it was your 21st birthday
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
Yeah, I only wore tennis shoes under the gown. Way cooler than khakis and a shirt, but much more awkward when my parents wanted to go to dinner immediately after the ceremony and my grandmother started to unzip the gown. Stopped her before it was too late, but barely. My dad just rolled his eyes.
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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