It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
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my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
I told the bartender that his red, white and blue shots were terrible and tasted like Thomas Jefferson's balls.
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Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
I have this theory that your highest awareness of how drunk you are is while you're sitting on a toilet
I just puked on a sprinkler…Motherfucker tried to spray me
I legitimately just had to leave work because I am too hungover. The front office ladies keep making fun of me.
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
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