Needless to say when I told my parents they loved me less
I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
Just left a map of the Aleutian islands on this Eskimo girls face. Check one off my Alaska to do list.
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Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
he got mad when I told him his flaccid penis looked like a sleeping kitten
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
I blacked out at work again... Except this time my boss watched me throw up by the bus stop and some woman let me sleep on her shoulder for an hour. Why does this keep happening?
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I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
Well, I ruined his toilet and he's still completely okay with me. Plus, it took him like a week to tell me.
If a girl I didn't love ruined my toilet I don't think I'd stick around.
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