When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
Drunk fuck. Had to tell him that the 5 second rule does not apply when your in the bathroom at the hockey game.
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We were hooking up, both of us naked. She starts putting her clothes back on and says, "I have to go to the bathroom." I reply, "No you don't, you're leaving." Without hesitation she looks at me and says, "Yeah."
So apparently I ran down the hall to another party and started handing out uncooked spaghetti to strangers. You'd be surprised how many drunk people will eat raw noodles.
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
Either this is the best sandwich I've ever had, or my stomach is just relieved to have something in it that's not Red Bull or semen.
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
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How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
YOU HAVE PISSED AND FUCKED ON LITERALLY EVERYTHING IN MY HOUSE
Not everything, just a few things. And only a few times. The odds are really not all that bad when you break it down.
you’ve pissed every time you slept over. there’s no such thing as odds anymore. it’s guaranteed
Are you sexting with minion stickers right now?
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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