never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
You might not want to come home tonight. Mom just found your vibrator and now she won't stop sobbing and holding a framed picture of you as a little kid.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
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