if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
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Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
Just saw a half naked, drunk, 6th grade math teacher throwing small children around to the Titanic soundtrack.
What kind of wedding is this and why wasn't I invited
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
The words "me," "sober," and "new years eve" do not go together. Ever.
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By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
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