There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
...I woke up with a yo yo in my underwear...
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
This week I fucked a police officer and called both the Senators from the state I'm in and the one I'm moving to. What have you done since the election?
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
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