its not stalking. its research.
i finished masturbating and realized my blackberry had accidentaly called my grandmother in my pocket during it. awkward...
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
I just found the gloves and lightbulb I stole. Did you pee on a ATM inside a bank?
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
You know, I think I'm going to rock the shit out of this whole mid-twenties thing. Fuck babies and weddings -- I have vodka and young cock.
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
maybe i should limp back to therapy...
oh yeah will you also bring home vodka i wanna do shots on the roof
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