You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
Dude, you just left me a 3 minute voicemail of pop rocks in your mouth. Im sitting right next you
Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
Oh, and one of the worst parts... his name was Mario. I fucked a Nintendo character.
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
You're breaking my sexual little heart
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
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