i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
Tbell employee was shuffling through my bag, calling off each item i ordered to make sure it was all there. I stopped him halfway through with "guy, don't worry, I'm high as shit, I'll eat anything."
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
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Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
A man bought two 40's from me, then asked if I had duct tape. How do people over 50 know about Edward 40hands? It was very weird.
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Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
I swear to God, if you have sex in my bed one more time you're gonna start paying rent
He overslept for our prescheduled morning sex. The fact that my vagina isn't enough to get him out of bed was the last straw.
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
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