Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
If penises could fly, my ass would totally be an airport.
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
Straightened my pubes. My dick looks like John Lennon fucked Gonzo.
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call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
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We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
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