Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
Those motion detector trash cans don't work fast enough to catch puke.
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
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No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
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She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
The guy I screamed at across the bar for booing the Bruins ended up buying me shots I had to explain to him there's not a chance in hell I would ever fuck a Canadian! #Bostonstrong
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
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