is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
Our phone convo was getting intense. Then I heard her say "quiet mommy is trying to have phone sex"
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
I probably looked like a mental patient. I had my IV in one hand and cup of pee in the other, swaying around with a dazed grin on my face. I love vicodin.
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
Some people say 6pm is too early to get drunk. To them I say this dinner is delicious.
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
You thought the flashing lights were strobe lights when they were loading you into the ambulance. You asked the EMT if he had any X.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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