you always know who the new freshman are on fb because theyre always wearing prom dresses
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
Just ate lunch with a paperclip again. Seriously, need to invest in plastic forks.
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
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I ran a string through all of my old vicodin bottles and strung them on the tree. Tis the season.
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
When i'm home next we need to get baked and go to waffle house. I want to see if the waitress can still guess my intoxication level and what i'm about to order before i even make it to the table.
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
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i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
Getting dome in the backseat of a friends car with Ariana Grande playing in the background was probably the most romantic part of my night
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
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