Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
Just grabbed my laptop and a beer to take a shit. Mom gave me a look of disgust. I miss college.
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
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