did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
Oooo yea. You face planted on my bed but only half your body made it so you noodled onto the floor but kept saying prepare to be murdered which is when you started taking your pants off but stopped at your ankles cause it was too hard
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
Seriously bro? Indoor roman candle wars? I guess I'll never see that fucking security deposit again
I could fuck to npr.
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
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